September 25 2008

Fun Boy Three hates you...

Who invited you to point out that ‘what you do’ and ‘the way that you do it’ are two parts of an irreducible whole?

11pm

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June 11 2008

garfield hates you...

But that probably comes as no surprise.

8pm

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June 02 2008

georges perec hates you...

Y dnt gt ny vwls t ll, y fckng cnt.

2pm

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May 30 2008

pepsi max hates you...

Your crassness and vulgarity are the only reasons it doesn’t have a more dignified name.

6pm

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May 29 2008

richard nixon hates you...

Your cowardly refusal to take responsibility for the bombing of Cambodia is the last straw.

12am

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May 26 2008

bono hates you...

And that cunt loves everyone.

4pm

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the large hadron collider hates you...

When it creates the tiny black hole that rips the planet apart, it will be thinking of you.

4pm

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robert oppenheimer hates you...

He didn’t think your ‘I am become destroyer of grammar’ joke was funny.

12am

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May 22 2008

the new testament hates you...

You are good news for no one.

11am

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May 21 2008

Kate bush hates you...

She saw the Tori Amos cds in your collection.

11am

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