Fun Boy Three hates you...
Who invited you to point out that ‘what you do’ and ‘the way that you do it’ are two parts of an irreducible whole?
11pm
garfield hates you...
But that probably comes as no surprise.
8pm
georges perec hates you...
Y dnt gt ny vwls t ll, y fckng cnt.
2pm
pepsi max hates you...
Your crassness and vulgarity are the only reasons it doesn’t have a more dignified name.
6pm
richard nixon hates you...
Your cowardly refusal to take responsibility for the bombing of Cambodia is the last straw.
12am
bono hates you...
And that cunt loves everyone.
4pm
the large hadron collider hates you...
When it creates the tiny black hole that rips the planet apart, it will be thinking of you.
4pm
robert oppenheimer hates you...
He didn’t think your ‘I am become destroyer of grammar’ joke was funny.
12am
the new testament hates you...
You are good news for no one.
11am
Kate bush hates you...
She saw the Tori Amos cds in your collection.
11am